My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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