My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
