just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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