You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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