is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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