so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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