Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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