I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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