I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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