he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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