And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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