we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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