He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I forget how to act sober
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
