i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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