So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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