office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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