He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™