If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.