FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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