some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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