You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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