Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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