but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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