i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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