Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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