You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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