I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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