My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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