Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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