Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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