I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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