how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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