no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
im holly from the hills drunk
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
last night I used snow as a chaser
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