you would pick up someone in the library
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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