what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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