I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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