in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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