just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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