I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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