ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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