I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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