More tranny stories later!
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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