What should our trivia night team be named?
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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