I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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