Tell her she can't have a vagina
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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