kristin has been a bad kristin
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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