Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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