a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's official drugs can't kill me
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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