the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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