i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I AM VODKA MAN
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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