what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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