My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I love you.
Bad choice
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