Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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