why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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