i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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