im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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