Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Success! We fucked roommates!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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