i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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