I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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