Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
