what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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